Why would I want a Roper?
You are probably wondering why you would need or buy the new Roper steam velocipede. When you think about it, it is almost obvious. Re to tired of riding your bike, or horse? The all-new Roper steam velocipede is a one of a kind. There is no other thing like it out there. The Roper steam velocipede is the greatest means of transportation ever known to man. It will make life so much easier for you and your family. You won’t need that rackety old bike that you are ashamed to ride, or those horses that can be such a hassle to take care of. Now you have an easy, simple way to get to where you want to go. The Roper steam velocipede is made with state of the art two-cylinder steam engines. The Roper steam velocipede also has forged iron fork suspension for a smooth ride. Spoon brakes for safe riding. And its frame is made from SOLID IRON. That's right! I said SOLID IRON!!!!
There are about 31 million people in the U.S. and everyone wants one, but doesn’t know how, or where to get one. I am here to tell you that you can order from us right here, right now. There are only a limited amount of Roper steam velocipedes available, so you will be a part an elite group of owners. Everyone will envy you! You are sure to get all the chicks! Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE, will want to you to take them for a ride! You can order one now for one payment of $100! You must act fast!
There are about 31 million people in the U.S. and everyone wants one, but doesn’t know how, or where to get one. I am here to tell you that you can order from us right here, right now. There are only a limited amount of Roper steam velocipedes available, so you will be a part an elite group of owners. Everyone will envy you! You are sure to get all the chicks! Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE, will want to you to take them for a ride! You can order one now for one payment of $100! You must act fast!